Sweet Tooth Realist Mugs

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His Her Cakes

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'