Sweet Tooth Scholar Gifts

Misfortune Cookie

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Our visit to the flan factory.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His Her Cakes

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'