Sweet Tooth Historian Gifts

"Well, if you really want me to eat my vegetables why can't you make them taste like chocolate?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Layer cake

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'