Sweet Tooth Historian Mugs

"Well, if you really want me to eat my vegetables why can't you make them taste like chocolate?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

His Her Cakes

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Our visit to the flan factory.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."