Sweet Tooth Survivor Gifts

Counselling Officer Molly Coddle

"Would you like cotton candy flavor, bubble gum flavor, or just accepting that, regardless, this is going to be incredibly unpleasant?"

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'

Looks like all the months of dieting were now in vain...

'Thanks to the tons of sweets you ate for years, you'll lose weight now - I'll pull out all your teeth!'

'Excuse me. It must have been that upside down cake I ate at lunch.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Bad Carbs

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Chocoholics Anonymous

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Ninja bread men"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass