Sweet Tooth Survivor Pillows

Counselling Officer Molly Coddle

"Would you like cotton candy flavor, bubble gum flavor, or just accepting that, regardless, this is going to be incredibly unpleasant?"

'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'

Looks like all the months of dieting were now in vain...

'Thanks to the tons of sweets you ate for years, you'll lose weight now - I'll pull out all your teeth!'

'Excuse me. It must have been that upside down cake I ate at lunch.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Bad Carbs

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Chocoholics Anonymous

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

His Her Cakes