Sweet Tooth Analyst Gifts

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'