Sweet Tooth Advocate Gifts

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

"Jelly beans do NOT count as veggies!"

"I have 100 signatures for my online petition 'East Dessert First.'"

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"I'm under strict orders to fight scouts from other nests to death, but you know what, I'd rather just share with you...."

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake