Sweet Tooth Enthusiasts Gifts

Fat Kid.

"Sure, I can change a twenty. Do you want candy canes or peppermint swirls?"

"We tried healthy birthday treats. That lasted about a week."

"How were the kids?"

"I'm about to achieve one of the great passions of my life: dessert."

'Twas the night before Elvis was no longer around?'

Pinara fund

ICE CREAM 137 FLAVORS, 'If you just want plain ice cream, sir, you'll have to sign a vanilla waiver.'

Bear at a vending machine

Other Walks of Shame

'I feel like I'm a very well-rounded individual yet people still say I'm bad for them.'

Piñata attack

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Chocolates. This is where I keep the good stuff!

Cakes. Ice Cream. Pies. We're supposed to be on a desert isle --- This is the dessert aisle.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

His Her Cakes

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Chocolate Shop

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"