Sweet Tooth Aficionados Gifts

"More cake?"

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'

Suddenly the Fat-No-More Club's picnic was in chase.

'Really, another headache.'

"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."

Sweets

"This is my mother - she's a lollipop lady."

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

His Her Cakes

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Chocolate Shop

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'