Sweet-toothed Sibling Gifts

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Dog wearing a cone

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Separation

Cat king.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"It's nice to be wanted."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"I don't know what it is, but he's running from something."

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"He may be a famous artist, but I find his work too chocolate-boxy."

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

Metro transit authorities ban pets. However Metro pets retaliate forcefully.

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'

Some things just aren't meant to be.