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In marriage guidance - "I think it's our jobs...he owns a candy shop and I'm a dentist."

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

'Therapy?'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!