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Candy Canes! (Kinda Suck)

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

His Her Cakes

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Ice Cream Dreams.