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'You've been eating your fruit in pie form, haven't you, Mrs. Sylvan?'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Bear at a vending machine

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Boy on father's knee

'Therapy?'

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."