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"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

Birthday cakes for dieters shop

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

"Ninja bread men"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

His Her Cakes

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!