Smile Protector Gifts

'How am I looking?'

"We're so sorry for your floss."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

If you're happy and you know it...

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Savoy Dental Salon

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

Red wine teeth

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

Cheese...Crackers.

"Ah, there's that big smile!"