Smile Protector Gifts

'How am I looking?'

"We're so sorry for your floss."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

If you're happy and you know it...

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car Dentistry.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Change your style, learn to smile!

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Savoy Dental Salon

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

Red wine teeth

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Cheese...Crackers.

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

Fired because of sheepish grin.

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy