Smile Guardian Gifts

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'The patient said he brushed regularly, but his dentist knew better.'

'Not you again.'

A dentist polishing giant tooth

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Dentist Training School.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

"Numb yet?"

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

"Careful...she bites."

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

"Whoopsy."

'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."

"We're so sorry for your floss."

'We hope you understand that you're not worth risking on our new carpet, and your feet will smell if you take your shoes off.'

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

'Doctor, instead of removing some teeth to save the gums, how about removing the gums to save the teeth?'