Smile Warrior Gifts

Ban on Free Speech

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Censorship is killing free society.

Obama.

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Change your style, learn to smile!

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"ME!!!"