Smile Wrangler Gifts

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'OK...now what?'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Moon, June...'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"It's going to be my first protest song, as soon as I can figure out some words that rhyme with 'Napster,' 'Bertelsmann,' and 'service charge.'"

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

'Make it something that rhymes with 'evaporate'.'

"So, Beatriz...how are things with you and your boyfriend?"

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'