Smile Wrangler Mugs

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'OK...now what?'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'Moon, June...'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

"It's going to be my first protest song, as soon as I can figure out some words that rhyme with 'Napster,' 'Bertelsmann,' and 'service charge.'"

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

'Make it something that rhymes with 'evaporate'.'

Sunshine Dog Obedience School

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'