Muse Wrangler Mugs

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

The Thinker and Creative Thinker.

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"Quit moving"

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

'Of course I'm not mad. What makes you think I'm mad?!'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

Dreaming of an angel.

'Take the camera and record the stockholders' revolt. If I can turn the situation around, it will be a milestone in my career and part of the folklore of my leadership.'

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

Poet with a lauding bar on his head.

OK Corral.

"The only time my muse ever shows up is when I'm on break."

"I don't get it."

'Shall we factor-in two weeks waiting for inspiration?'

'You never speak to me now that you have a muse.'