Moose Wrangler Mugs

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.

New Guy.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."