Smile Detective Gifts

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'So, what's to smile about?'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I'm not happy."

Who stole my candy?

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

Obama.

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"It's not what you think."

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

Change your style, learn to smile!

Savoy Dental Salon

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."