Smile Detective Pillows

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'So, what's to smile about?'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Who stole my candy?

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"I'm not happy."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Obama.

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"It's not what you think."

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

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