Smile Collector Pillows

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Sure they smile!"

Street vendor offering disturbing smiles or humble frowns.

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

Birds of Cheshire.

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"That ain't warm, that's downright infectious..."

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all the time!"

I only have eyes for you

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Tree of Love

Obama.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'