Smile Collector T-Shirts

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

"Sure they smile!"

Street vendor offering disturbing smiles or humble frowns.

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

Birds of Cheshire.

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"That ain't warm, that's downright infectious..."

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all the time!"

I only have eyes for you

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Obama.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Tree of Love

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

Dancing in Love

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'