Smiley Collector T-Shirts

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Police lineup with smileys.

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Occu-Pie Mars

Larry's used art

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Duck Hunt

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Banana Split...

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Turtle Hat

"The Eggsorcist"

Best before 65 million BC.

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'