Smiley Shirt Collector T-Shirts

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

I'm With Stooped

Humans are 100% recyclable.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"God help us, it's that guy."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'