Happy Face Collector T-Shirts

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Baby face

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

Parp!

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'

Fishermen catches fish.