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"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

'How about a game of cards?'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

Armchair Dancing

Smiley Victory Fingers

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

"I can't even deal."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

Hit me.

'Great poker faces.'

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

True biblical stories.