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"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

'How about a game of cards?'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Armchair Dancing

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Smiley Victory Fingers

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

"I can't even deal."

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

Hit me.

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

True biblical stories.

Fishermen catches fish.