Smiley Faces T-Shirts

Police lineup with smileys.

Happy Spring!

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

Fired because of sheepish grin.

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"