Smiley Faces Mugs

Police lineup with smileys.

Happy Spring!

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

Smiley Victory Fingers

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'