Smiley Face Skeptic Mugs

Have a day.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Open House of Horrors

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Janus 2021

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

Smiley Victory Fingers

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"