Fake Smile Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Greet each morning, with a smile!" "Even if it’s in denial..."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Smiley Victory Fingers

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

Dave :)

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'