Smiley Collector Mugs

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Police lineup with smileys.

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Occu-Pie Mars

Larry's used art

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Seagiraffes

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Banana Split...

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Raincloud Umbrella

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Turtle Hat

Snowmobull

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Filet minion

Best before 65 million BC.

"The Eggsorcist"