Smile Prospector Pillows

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Obama.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

"Trepanning for gold"

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"ME!!!"