Smile Detectives Pillows

"I wonder if she is smiling?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Who stole my candy?

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"It's not what you think."

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Obama.

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Trick questions...