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"I wonder if she is smiling?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Car Dentistry.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Who stole my candy?

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"It's not what you think."

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Obama.

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

"We're compatible in every way. That's my concern; we have nothing to argue about."

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

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