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Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Obama.

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"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"ME!!!"

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

'And it's a photo finish!'

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

"How come I never see that smile?"

"I miss your smile."

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

An angry crossbow and a happy crossbow.

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

Selfie Fun

'-and who's next?'

Smile!

'This is the most popular operation for stock market analysts --a permanent smile with a look of confidence.'