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Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Obama.

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'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"ME!!!"

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'And it's a photo finish!'

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

Second dates are trickier. They ask the same questions as on the first date, looking for inconsistencies.

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'-and who's next?'

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"How come I never see that smile?"

An angry crossbow and a happy crossbow.

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"

Smile!

"Give them a while to settle in."

'This is the most popular operation for stock market analysts --a permanent smile with a look of confidence.'