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"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'

Psychologist has a happy mask on.

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Happy? Tell Your Face.

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"Harold, meet my mother. She always wanted me to marry a dentist."

'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

'If you painted on a smile instead of that frown you might make more balloon sales...'

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

'The patient said he brushed regularly, but his dentist knew better.'

Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.

Chin up!

'So, what's to smile about?'

Photographer trying to encourage his subject to put on a less dreary face

"Like my dazzling smile? My teeth are capped with LEDs."

Teeth quartet

'My phone is wireless and my laptop is wireless. Next week the dentist takes my braces off and I'll be wireless.'