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'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Car Dentistry.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Savoy Dental Salon

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

Fired because of sheepish grin.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Whale smiling at camera.

Brush your teeth!