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'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Car Dentistry.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

He who laughs, lasts.

Whale smiling at camera.

Brush your teeth!