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'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Car Dentistry.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Savoy Dental Salon

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Red wine teeth

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Mount Everest.

Whale smiling at camera.

Brush your teeth!

He who laughs, lasts.