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'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Car Dentistry.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Change your style, learn to smile!

Savoy Dental Salon

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Red wine teeth

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Mount Everest.

He who laughs, lasts.

Whale smiling at camera.

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

Brush your teeth!