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"He's got dreadful teeth..."

Car Dentistry.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Savoy Dental Salon

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Red wine teeth

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Whale smiling at camera.

Brush your teeth!

He who laughs, lasts.