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"He's got dreadful teeth..."

Car Dentistry.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Savoy Dental Salon

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Red wine teeth

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

Fired because of sheepish grin.

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Whale smiling at camera.

He who laughs, lasts.