Smile Analyst T-Shirts

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Car Dentistry.

Dentist Training School.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

Savoy Dental Salon

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Change your style, learn to smile!

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Red wine teeth

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'