Smile Analyst Mugs

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

Car Dentistry.

Dentist Training School.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Lover's leap and Infatuation leap.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Adam was determined to have a nice, white smile for his big date that night.

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Savoy Dental Salon

Change your style, learn to smile!

'Love is a subconscious recognition of matching neuroses.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

Red wine teeth

Fired because of sheepish grin.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'