Chief Smile Officer T-Shirts

"Ah, there's that big smile!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

If you're happy and you know it...

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Car Dentistry.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

Savoy Dental Salon

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'Scientists have confirmed that smiling is contagious.'

"Relax, Billy, they're just braces, even I had them when I was your age."

"I had to get braces."

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Cheese...Crackers.

Exploding Face Laughter Strategy

'Go on, I dare you. Put it on the boss's door!'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

He who laughs, lasts.

McHappy

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."