Smile Seeker Pillows

Frosty was now regretting having had his teeth whitened

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

"If you no longer wish to receive calls about special offers, press any key. But not the same one you pressed last time because that obviously didn't work."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'And it's a photo finish!'

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"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth."

fox running up a hill

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

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Moustache Curtain Reveals Smile.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Forced Grin.

Dental healthcare plan for client with rotten teeth.

Now that Ed only had one tooth, it was much easier for him to floss.

"And as an extra bonus, your wrinkles have stretched out!!"

'Sure, I can give you back your winning smile. Call me when you win the lottery.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I'll be honest with you Leo, I was expecting a more enigmatic smile."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"Give them a while to settle in."

'See, you can give us a smile after all.'

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"Wipe That Silly Grin Off Your Face!"

"He had his teeth whitened."

"How come I never see that smile?"

'This is the most popular operation for stock market analysts --a permanent smile with a look of confidence.'

"Well, darn, C.J., that wasn't me, either. Want to try again?"

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

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"Try and give me... happy."

"You're all smiles today, little buddy. What's up?"