Smiley Seeker Pillows

'Our satellite has just sent back these startling new images of the sun.'

"Ms. Clemmons gives you a smiley face if you make a hundred on your spelling test."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Head over Hooves

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Riding School Chaos

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Santa does a keg stand.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I think it loves us."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

The job is yours - I called your references and they all said you're a good boy.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"Love your ambiance!"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Bear Juggling Penguins.