Smiley Seeker T-Shirts

'Our satellite has just sent back these startling new images of the sun.'

"Ms. Clemmons gives you a smiley face if you make a hundred on your spelling test."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Head over Hooves

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Riding School Chaos

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Santa does a keg stand.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I think it loves us."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"Love your ambiance!"

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

Medical Cabinet

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

Bear Juggling Penguins.