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Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"Habanero ..."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Let's all be fairies.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Obama.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Easter Island Secret