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Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Habanero ..."

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'Rita, I've seen several people smiling today. Find out what that's all about.'

Let's all be fairies.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

Obama.

Toilet humour

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

Easter Island Secret